Quick Laugh For u :)

Living with stresses can kill you, so take some time to rest, learn that Life is not all about pressure and headaches.. (^_^) Read this , after all YOU deserve a laughter :D

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.
'Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

That's it!! Hope you had a good laugh! :D

Take care~

Moscow girls run glamorous race

Im here again, still blogging and my eyes cant sleep, tho im suppose to open my books now :) lemme just take my time.. hehe

So, heres another thing i wanna share with you, probably because i think this is fun + crazy and weird, moscow girls run in glomorous race and with HEELS, ya with HIGH HEELS.

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Guys : Listen, girls with heels doesnt mean they cant do 'guys thing'. seriously, look at these :

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The lady with a dress and heels won!
Oh my, im impressed!!
Give credit to them!
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P/s : Dare you run wt ur Vincci + Nose heels??
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so, Ninie signing off at 1.54 am.

Nitey nite (^_^)

Cancer-Causing

Hi again :)

so today, id like to share u all with this top-five cancer-causing foods, the brain damanging habits and causes of liver cancer.

i know, i didnt care enough about my eating habit either.. :D

just for your additional information :)

1. Hot dogs

Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalitionadvises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If youcan't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.

2. Processed meats and bacon

Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, andother processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat inbacon also contributes to cancer.

3. Doughnuts

Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made withwhite flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at hightemperatures. Doughnuts may be the worst food you canpossibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.

4. French fries

Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and thenfried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acrylamides which occur during the frying process. They should be calledcancer fries, not French fries.

5. Chips, crackers, and cookies

All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whoselabels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amountsof trans-fats.

BRAIN DAMAGING HABIT

1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugarlevel..This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causingbrain degeneration.

2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease inmental power.

3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrientscausing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhalingpolluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about adecrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation

Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep willaccelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping

Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbondioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to braindamaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease ineffectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brainstimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating..

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring,and artificial sweetener.

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7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil.

As much as possible reducecooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils likeolive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the bodyis very fit.

8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.

Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just haveto adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining goodeating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorband get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to 'schedule.'

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Sources:

Email fowarding from Clare

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DO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH (^_^)

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I say:

We dont plan the time of our death or how long we will live but somehow, we dont want it to be in a tragic way right? so, prevent is better than cure :)

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Bid Goodbye?

So, ive done my second last paper today, and oo uu oo uu ( if u get whatta mean ) : The first time in my life i felt so terrible! I should take enough rest but things happen so just wished for the BEST :)

got a shocked news today from my dear one,

keep praying things will be FINE

* finger-crossed *

and sister went to fetch me near 6pm, we went for mee gorengs and groceries shopping @ Giant Mall nearby, we chat along the way : from menggatal to Likas.. So much to talk about and i love sharing her EVERYTHING .. almost :P

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and i packed my stuff already today! weee.. so, im going to miss these:

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Cooking in our room :P

some stuff placed in my EX-room :)

My belief

study table

Pic on the board : me and my cousin


Pic on my wardbore : something to makes me smile :D

my pinky stuff

Oh, this how a girl hang her clothes in the room. i mean, wet clothes!

Where our heels are placed.

This is our saving on July! we make a deal to use RM2 only in a week and u can guess who lost the deal. hahaha

My calender!

My stuff ready to go! haha.. this is only part of it!

and the one im going to miss also ..

My roomate for the past 2 years : shared my stories, share laugh together, cooked together :) Sharon Ronny.

" Goodbye Doesnt Mean Forever "

To be continued..

Tag Baby Tag

Tag.. yay.. tag! ive been tagged by Rosie the super junior's dear :)

Ten random facts about me.

1. I love M U S I C to share my feelings. Happy, Sad, Anger, Blur, Confused, Pressure

2. i LOVE to E A T.. i eat more than THREE times a DAY.

3. i LOVE to sleep ^^

4. i HATE backstabbers and friends without TRUST.

5. im FREAKING scared of height. Gayat ba.

6. FOREVER means EVERYTHING!!

7. Like to see peoples with cute teeth :D xx[ Like Lana Lang and Clark Kent SmallVille :P ]xx

8. i LOVE to travel :D .. bring me anywhere!

9. Watching Movies + Movies + Movies are my favourites! xoxo

10. Wish for a Rupenzzel Curly Long-Long Hair!!

Now i tagged : Kobie, Belle, AnnieMing, Tanakvagu and Piasau :D

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and 2nd Tag from Belle and AnnieMing :D

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HERE'S THE RULES!

1)Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right NOW!..

2) DON'T change your clothes, DON'T fix your hair... Just take a picture.
3) Post that picture with NO editing.
4) Post these instruction with your picture.
5) Tag 10 people to do this

Wahaha.. i snapped once only, so this is the result : skinny little greenish girl. u can obviously see my black-eye! Hitam gila!!

Me with my dearest bottle mineral.. hehe

for this i tagged:

Rosie, Kobie, Kadusmama, Little Inbox :)

xoxo

GoodBye Mom

No, im not saying this to my dearest Mom.. *miss her*.. im on my brain-vacation today, after a day struggling with my Tax paper.. uuhh,.. it was hardest than i thought, but a clap for me, I managed to write half of the page with craps.. haha at least, i DID write something, right? Owh.. Brain-vacation?? my brain needs a break. she had enough today..so, i let her go for holiday today hehe.. will struggle again tomorow :(..

Hey2.. bukan itu ba sa mau say here. Good Bye Mom.. my friend sent me this email and ba, share2 la kita baca ni.. MESTI BACA! hehehe..

Hope this touches you the way it touched me .

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,

'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'

He answered, 'That's okay.'

'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.'

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.'

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to RM1121.85" said the clerk.

'How come so much .. I only bought 5 items...'

The clerk replied,

"Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too"

I KNOW I SHOULDNT SAY THIS

BUT

'Don't trust little Old Ladies'!!!??

P/S: No harm done :P it's just for laugh. You know, laugh it the best medicine.

so, take care :)

Memories in Tourism^^

uuhhhh.. yesh2, i miss my memories back then when i was a front office lady. Okay, i was introduced this designation from my aunt, and i was like " emm.. can i say no?? i dont like pulling the door welcoming guests..huhu " but dad said i should took it. ba, sa ambi la..

as soon ive got it, the manager said i'll be posted in the sourvenir since teda kosong d front office.. ba, mana2 sja la sa bilang. skali da tu staff baru satu hari dia keja sana F/O.. dia resign suda, sa trus kana ampai sana la first day. and TRUST ME, F/O lady did not open the door welcoming the guest. punya banyak karaja time sa disana.. sa perna stay d office sampai jam 2 pagi sebab mau kasi balance itu daily room sales sama tu allocation dia saja.. tia pandai balance2, last2 sa antar saja tu yang tia balance sana account department hehehehe..

So, here's i wanna share my MEMORIES when i was there :)
WARNING: MIGHT BE LONG AND LONG STORY. TAKE YOUR COFFEE WITH YOU IF YOU WILLING TO READ. TQ

1st : time sa d National Park, da ba ni couple orang putih kan datang mau register, skali sa bagi la form sama dia mau isi, trus dia bilang... " Okay...." trus dia ampai tu pen dia d kaunter, trus dia bkissing sama GF.. atok, yang lama ni. Sa d dapan dia ba. ko faham2 la ba perasaan sa kan.. bertingu saja sa sama tu workmate sa.. ekeke.. GET A ROOM!

2nd : da ni guest orang putih lelaki ba kan, sama jugala, i asked him to fill the form, trus time dia mau isi sex column kan ( sex gender, FYI ).. dia b'fikir trus tingu sa.... " many times?? "

3rd : then got this two western ladies kan datang p counter trus dia tanya sa " Can you do us a favour?? pleaseee..." ko tau tu muka yang macam kucing kalau mau minta makanan tu, tu la dorang buat, trus sa tanya la pa.. skali kan, durian 3 biji ba dorang bagi hehehe.. dia cakap " please take these, we cannot stand the smell. we tried to eat but we cannot " .. FREE DURIAN!! YAY!!!




4th : time d Poring Hot Springs, da ni lelaki orang putih baru turun dari gunung, jadi i told him that we have this massage service and he want that. Then i told the uncle who do the massage to go to the tourist's chalet, Skali tia sampai 5 minit, datang balik ni uncle. i asked him why trus dia cakap.. " oo, tu orang putih tia mau lelaki, dia mau perempuan.." so, we were like.. errrr.. okay... faham2 sajala kan..



5th : Paling lucu time d atas gunung, sa kna transfer sana kan.. if you reached at the Laban Rata early than your guide, the staff there will asked your name tag number ( Eg : AA, AB, AC ) or your mountain guide name to allocate your room. so, one day, got a UK man went to our counter to register :

Cely : Your mountain guide name is Iging?
Tourist : Nooo... ( pointing his finger showing NO ).. i dont think so..
Cely : *Blur..*
Tourist : It's Igung or Nung or something like that..

Cely was LAUGHED VERY DAMN LOUD, Hiding her face under the registration table cause the uncle name was actually IGING. funny la ba kalau ko besa dingar nama tu uncle IGING sekali tiba-tiba kana cakap IGUNG.

Since my buddy tia t'control suda ketawa dia, sa sambung la cakap sama ni tourist.

Me: Ohh, sorry.. your guide kinda short ? with moustache ? and thin ?
Tourist : Ya ya, that's him.

~ trus sa nampak la c uncle Iging senyum2 d belakang tu tourist, tia sedar dia sampai suda ~

Me: Is him your guide? tunjuk c uncle.
Tourist : Ya.. Ya.. See ( pulling uncle's name tag ) THIS IS HIS NAME! MALIM GUNUNG! his second name is GUNUNG!

Patutla dia kasi jadi IGING pigi IGUNG.

Me: *smiling* NO.. that's not his name, it's his designation, his name is above it.
Tourist : O, Ok... *confused*.. Oooo, no wonder i kept calling him, " COME ON GUNUNG, WE CAN MAKE IT ".. HE NEVERRRRRR LISTEN...

LOL* he later introduced himself as Oscar.




but not every memory will be fun right, there's one thing happen that i cant never forget with this Singaporean Indian Man. We told them at the registration that they cannot check out late, at least at 12.00noon, or else, they will pay half of the room as the procuder day before. C/O time is at 10.00 am.

So, they came to check out.. at 1.30pm, It was me and Karina kerja itu masa, so Karina told him about the procedure and suddenly he got pissed and yelling at us so damn loud..

Him : Why you are asked us to pay???!!!! we've only late for hours and it's still not dawn yet!!!

Karina : Errmm... It's our procedures sir, you have to pay RM6.00 ( original RM12.00)...

Him : Go to hell your procedures! if you asked me to pay that then i have to stay there until afternoon la! cause ive paid half!!!!!

Me: If you want to stay there until 4pm, then u go la! *hold my anger*

Him: what the hell of the fucking management you have here????!!!!

~ Trust me, dia mau tumbuk suda muka kami tu masa aaaaa, trus dua kawan dia tarik dia~

Me: We're just doing our duty, it's not us who make the procedure. you wanna see our manager?

His friends : No, Sorry..Sorry...

Me: we're sorry too. I took your RM10 key deposit as the replacement for the payment la okay.

and his friends went off, i saw Karina was in tears. Uuuhh... poor her. dia tia makan lagi tu tengahari macam kana shocked ni. ksian ni... but i remembered the man's face until now, with 3 striped on his left bold head.. first time ba da guest begitu yang mau tumbuk, bagus kalau dua tiga orang saja d laban rata tu masa.. huhu I know, CUSTOMER ALWAYS RIGHT. what he said do make senses too but aku bukan manager boss!! hehe have to deal with it somehow.

Finally, before i end.. got still one story for the night... hehehehe... it was still in Mount Kinabalu. Ya, no wonder i LOVE it so very much.. hehe..

so, my buddies Eil, Cely, Utung and me deciced to go to the peak that early morning. Im not good enough in climbing but still i love to see the nicest place in the world :P. Cely and Eil one of the tough women ive ever seen, they left us meters ahead, me and Utung have to struggle to reach the peak Huhuhu

Suddenly, there were these two local mountain guides asked us if we're okay and need help. Since it's dark, (4.00 am), they didnt recognized us.. hehehee.. so, dorang pun offer la tarik kami nek atas.. ekeke.. at least terjalan laju juga kami nek atas kan.. so as a mountain guide, they have to be friendly with any tourist, tu uncle guide saturang tanya la kami..

Guide: kamu orang mana?

Us: Ermm.. orang Thailand

Guide: waaaa.. orang thailand buli cakap melayu!

Us: oo, kami orang Malaysia, tapi kami migrate d Thailand.

Guide: jadi kamu tau la ni cakap Thai??

Us: Sawadikaaaa.... Sawadikappp... Tan Sadai de reu?? ( how are you, luckily we have the book!! hahaha )

Guide:.. huiyo... untung oo kamu nek ni ari, sebab cuaca dia tia bagus ni selalu.. kmarin hujan kuat lagi ni ( HAHAHAHA... i was there uncle!!! and it's not rain! :P )

Us: Yaka? wa.. untung la kami kan.. ramai ka orang naik selalu?

Guide: uii.. ramai oo.. untung la kamu ni, bukan sembarang orang buli naik sini. (HAHAHA.. uncle2..)

trus kami berstori la sepanjang naik atas.. masi galap ba, jadi kami pigang saja la siku tu uncle sepanjang jalan, haha.. we walked until we reached this wishing pool for a break, just a few metres before the peak, and the sunrise pun naik suda that moment... terang2 suda.. Once the uncle guide turn around and look at ME.... he was shocked! and trus dia kasi lapas tangan sa ( Let go off my hand ) and say:

" Heiiiiii.. IYA MALA TIH!!!!" - ( it is you!!!! ) .."patutla sepanjang jalan tadi, sa berfikirrrr.. macam sa kanal ni suara.." sambil pigang kepala dia fikir ni hehehe..

hehehehe.. trus dia jalan naik atas kasi tinggal kami ni.. hahaha.. teda tingu2 belakang suda... terpaksa kami naik d puncak palan2.. hehe tapi thanks to Uncle Guide juga la, kalau tidak, lambat lagi kali kami sampai d wishing pool.. hehehe..

I can never forget that.. :) i went to climb again the mountain last year, and ive met him. he went to me and said.. " jadi......... macamana la tu orang thailand kita tu..."

Hahaha.. he remembered!!

wee.. there're so many2 memories ive got there.. and i wont trade anything for that and i miss the moment i have there so VERY MUCH!.. i mean, sooo very much..

i talked much here hehehe... it end here, no worries hehe.. THANKS FOR READING ANYWAY.. :)

take care!

My day

today i wake up really late haha.. lambat tidur ba smlm :P then sa dingar my phone ringing, banyak missed call suda dari my laling and satu sms ~ " tia mau bangun? gud afternoon!" hahaha.. masi pagi ma tu sa bangun, lagi 45 minutes before noon hahaha.. so, my laling one and me planned to go jalan today.. which im excited about sebab usually, we'll only went out to dinner..
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first kami go wisma, pigi buy engagement gift tuk my buddy, Moi :) My buddy, Cuzzie happen to work at this gift shop, cannot mentioned the name, AND things i really like about her is that we can buy a gift at a discount price :P thats why we love her so much.. hehehe then kami went to food court for lunch, tunggu my buddies punya time rehat - TUNG AND MOI. we had lunch together. Laughing and glimpse things in the past, also plan for a trip to Labuan for our gathering this January.. tia sabar ni. Moi gave me this engagement gift.. weee.. dia punya gift time tunang ni, kiut btul. Da nama dorang lagi ni, MOI & ALEX.

COMEL!

Lepas My dear buddies balik office, kami go Tai Yang Bookstore.. mau beli Shin Chan ep 48, hehehe.. sampat ma sa beli 2 pen. tu pun mau kasi tau kan. haha ba, then kami pigi City Mall. Mula-mula sa fikir mau beli Big Apple Donut tapi last2 tia jadi, kami pusing-pusing trus t'nampak ni Karaoke Box, macam K-Box tapi luas sikit sama tempat duduk pun selesa ni..

PRICE: RM1 1 Song, RM5 1/2 Hour, RM10 1 Hour.

brabis ni sa nyanyi even sound system dia tia bagus.. kami sampat nyanyi Endless Love, End Of the World, Especially For You, Hate that i love You sama ntah pa yang len tu hehehe..

then, we went round ntah sampai mana suda tu, pusing2 masuk kampung urang hehe sampai putatan ni, ikut jalan papar-lama lagi > we talked and shared in the car :) finally kami pigi Tun Fuad, Ramai orang jogging ni, syok tingu dorang trus kami pun pigi jalan2 tu sana track jogging, me with m.skirt and sandal haha.. patut sa pakai sluar ba tu sama kasut, buli jogging2.

t'kurus juga kaki sa b'jalan ni ari, hehe and i have so much fun today!

enjoy saja kan padahal exam bulum abis hahaha..

Thanks dear for today :)

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i have to start study tonight!

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ba, tu sajala tuk ni ari.. hehehe..

Bad Debt

so, id like to talk about bad debt. it is a debt cannot be recovered.

years before, i had this 'cousin' + workmate borrowed few bugs from me. She promised to pay me back ASAP but she didnt. okay, i din asked her in fact to pay, cause im quite embarrassed to minta the money, ive got my salary paid every month so i think maybe i will asked when i need it.

so, datang satu masa where i desperately need money, and dengan tia tau malunya sa sms dia. dia replied :

" ok, tapi bukan sekarang, sebab abis suda duit sa"

"okay, ba ni number account sa aar"

"okay"

so, month left, no answered. That time i need no money so sa kasi biar sja la, then da satu masa lagi datang, the same thing happen. so, sa pun bingung la juga kan, malu juga mau pigi tagih2.. trus my buddy sms me talking about the same thing. i thought im the only one she debted and the amount twice more higher than mine.

so, we sms her. tapi no answer. she avoided us.

then this early year, ive got an sms from her and it goes like this:

"ninie, ko busy ka?.. emm, sa mau pinjam duit ko ba.. huhu BF sa mau balik sabah suda ba, beli tiket dia, kami mau tunang kan, nanti sa bayar balik.. bulika?"

"okay. buli" ~ id be a totally foolish if i replied this!

so, i said i cant. for some purposes i cannot avoid.

trus teda kana balas sms sa and i din mentioned the money.

so, baru2 ni.. sa da sms dia, saja2 tanya pasal tu duit kan :P, hehe tu pun lama ni sa mengarang tu sms, ayat2 dia.. tahan malu saja sa..

trus dia replied :

" sepa ni?"

dia lupa suda sa kali. so i said:

" ninie ba... "

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no responed

until now ba teda respon.. ntahla ni orang kan, time mau pinjam punyala kucing sekali lepas tu.. ehemm... susa juga mau cakap kan. manatau dia susah. tapi dia da keja...

kalau setakat RM50 mungkin buli considered lagi, with the money i can buy a pair of Vincci heels, a new bag, a jeans and even a night dress! or give to the needie.

and my buddy dia hutang? lagi la banyak. buli deposit kancil suda. hehehe.

God bless dia sajala..

my, dis is cute.

TanakVagu gave me this (: for visiting his blog and i think d hand is cute hehe

ponsikou kio tanakvagu, nanti sa rajin2 lagi pigi limpas d blog ko hehehe

here : Tanakvagu